Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. (EPISODE 6)

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: August 31, 2004

by darwin_farkus
8-31-04
And so we join Smoky McSmokesmoke and Christian Diapers, who are currently incarcerated...
Hey! Hey Chris! Can you hear me? Answer me, man! This is all just a formality! We'll be outta here in no time!
First of all, a formality? Do I have to remind you that you burned a toddler to the ground while encouraging her to take up smoking?! I've never been more pissed at anyone in my life.
Pissed at me? Oh you're one to act all high and mighty all of a sudden! Kids smoke and die everyday. Who cares? This place ain't nothing... Believe me, I've burned out in worse places...
Ha! Easy for you to say! I'm cold, tired and hungry! I gave up on taking a crap because it's too dark to see the hole in the floor! And you're not the one with a ghost haunting your cell either!
Ooh! Ooh! Ask him if I can get a light! Ah-hahahahahaha!
Dude, that joke got SO old an hour ago.