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Once upon a time in the tiny city of Waco, Texas, a hungry musician by the name of Vernon Howell (aka David Koresh) discovered Jesus...
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After realizing that polygamy wasn't just for Mormons, he and his recently acquired Branch Davidian followers geared up for what would later become known as "The Cookout Heard 'Round The World"...
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| Seriously. I'm not makin' this shit up. Sex with me, or eternal damnation. Nothing too kinky, 'cause all my kids will be watching. | |
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| Um, ok, but why are we stockpiling weapons? I thought you were some kind of frickin' hippy or something. | |
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But, just in the nick of time, our fellow American heroes in the ATF stepped in and thankfully averted what might well have been a catastrophic loss of human life...
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| Miss Reno, we found another baby corpse... Shall I toss it on the pile with the oth--hey, you're not Miss Reno! | |
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| I'm here for Scapegoats Anonymous... oh! Am I early? Say... mind if I take a gander at those dead children? | |
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