A "Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc." Disclaimer

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 10, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-10-04
Having received numerous complaints about the recent cruel and tragic storylines involving children in peril, I'm here today to personally apologize on behalf of the creators of "S.o.W.C., Inc."
It should certainly go without saying that there is absolutely no humor to be found when making jokes about child combustion OR consumption, and we're really very sorry about it. Really. We mean it.
Won't happen again. In fact, all of the upcoming strips that involved JonBenet Ramsey getting pissed on by the Easter Bunny have been scrapped. Please enjoy the rest of our family-friendly series.