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Prior to the famous couple's expurgation from the Garden of Eden...
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| I tricked you. I'm pregnant. I've suckered you in for life. You're not going anywhere. If you try to run, I'll just laugh at you in front of all the animals. | |
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| I can't believe I lost a fucking rib because of you. | |
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| In my short time here, I've learned that I can get just about anything I could ever want just by spreading my legs. | |
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| I've pretty much figured out that God thinks it's funny to put vaginas on his most stupid creations. How's that workin' out for you so far? | |
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