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Prior to the famous couple's expurgation from the Garden of Eden...
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| What's your damn problem? Go pick that apple! I'm hungry! | |
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| But God has instructed us NOT to pick fruit from that tree. It's forbidden and I don't feel like pissing him off again today. I noticed him frowning at me earlier when I was masturbating. | |
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| Aw, if he gets mad, I'll just tell him the snake made me do it. | |
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| She blames my penis for everything. | |
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