S.o.W.C., Inc. "Adam & Evil 2: Temptations"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 11, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-11-04
Prior to the famous couple's expurgation from the Garden of Eden...
What's your damn problem? Go pick that apple! I'm hungry!
But God has instructed us NOT to pick fruit from that tree. It's forbidden and I don't feel like pissing him off again today. I noticed him frowning at me earlier when I was masturbating.
Aw, if he gets mad, I'll just tell him the snake made me do it.
She blames my penis for everything.