S.o.W.C., Inc. "darwin ponders his options"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 13, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-13-04
Omigod!! Mr. Farkus, I just heard that you're being evicted from your home in 2 months!! I can't believe it!! What are you going to do??!!
Well, I haven't told anyone this, but I'm really thinking about trying my hand at comedy writing. They say that the funniest writers can actually turn their own pain into comic gold.
...mw-mwa-hahahahahahahahahahahaha... YOU...ah-hahhh-hahahahahahaha...comedy writing...
Seriously, though...