Stereotypes Of Western Civilization, Inc. (EPISODE 11)

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 14, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-14-04
...So anyway, Mr. Diapers, the state would officially like to apologize for implicating your involvement in Mr. McSmokesmoke's crime. You're free to go. Follow me please.
Say officer, I don't want to be a tattle-tale or anything, but... um, that bunny that you put in there with me turned my ass into a fountain of blood. You think I could stop off at the infirmary?
Bloddy ass, you say... what'd he shank you or something?
If by shanked you mean he anally raped me with a toilet plunger and smeared a fake moustache on my face with his feces while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high falsetto, then yes.
Well, you've gotta admire his approach, I guess.