S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 19, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-19-04
Sister Alexa Catharsis returns home to visit her grandmother...
C'mon in sweetheart... I've got someone special here I'd like you to meet.
Man, this house reeks of pee and death...
Sweetie, this is my new special friend, Mr. John Reaper. We've been a'courtin' each other!
Heh heh... forgive her old-world Yoda terminology. She means we're boning. Hi there. Nice to finally meet you.
......Look, I know what you're thinking, but I believe it's important to enjoy what you do.