S.o.W.C., Inc. "Granny's New Beau #2"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 19, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-19-04
Let me get this straight... You... are dating my grandmother.
Eh, what can I say? It started out as a routine house call, but when I looked into her beady little eyes I thought, "Wow, I've never done it with a blue-hair before."
You sicken me. This goes against everything that's good-natured and holy.
You know, you should be thanking me. I'm the only reason she's still here right now.
So... so... you're saying that as long as you're involved with her... you'll... keep her alive?
Well, I wouldn't get too excited just yet... Did I mention that I'm also a bigtime necrophiliac?