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| I'm so confused. My penis is constantly instructing me to mount you against your will, and I also have the strange desire to step on anyone I have to in order to become successful and make money. | |
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| Funny. My vagina is always telling me that I can do better than you, and instead of letting you down easy, it tells me I should put you through the most painful break-up you'll ever know. | |
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| Now it's telling me that you'll most likely only get in the way of my quest for world-domination, and that I should kill you and bury your body near the stream. | |
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| And now I'm being told that I should act like there's not another human being on the face of the Earth that I despise more than you, and that I should punish you emotionally for not thinking like me. | |
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| Screw it, where's that porno? | |
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