Ninjaman Franklin And The Curse Of The Skeletal Oaf

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: September 29, 2004

by darwin_farkus
9-29-04
Waaa!!!! Chai-Hai!!!! You DARE to try the patience of the eldest member in the grand council of the highest order in the secret brotherhood of Nigg-Ninjas, child?! Wanna scrap?
....That's just fuckin' WRONG, dude.
What... what do you mean by WRONG? Is it something about my pose? What is it about me that's so... WRONG?
It's the fact that YOU are a black man who's obviously very much of his own time, and you're masquerading as a character that has been almost exclusively popularized by the Asian culture.
I was just... you know... I was just playing around. I didn't mean any harm...
Well, personally, I'm very offended, and I'll bet that your black-ass bitch-of-a momma would be ashamed of you too.