"Mike Nguyen: Conflicted Religious Telemarketing Drone"

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: June 20, 2008

by darwin_farkus
6-20-08
Hey there, Mike! Why the long face, Negative Nelly?
It's just... some guy in the park today told me to get FUCKED! And all I was trying to do was deliver a message of heavenly PEACE and LOVE!
Now Mike, we've talked about this! Human kindness is all WELL and GOOD until you put JESUS or GOD into the mix! People don't want to hear all that RELIGIOUS PIFFLE!
Maybe you're right. Hey, do you think these awful cum-farts will wash out of my underpants?
Let's hope so, 'cause I can't quit you, baby.