Actual Things My Friend Has Said While Playing X-Box, Vol. 1

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: November 5, 2009

by darwin_farkus
11-05-09
As Performed By Various Klansmen...
Go fuck a TREE!
Fuck off, SHIT DEMON!
As Performed By God And Space Jesus...
Hey, if the SHOE fucks, EAT it!
There IS no gravity on Planet Fuck!
And Finally, As Performed By O.J. Simpson And Nicole-Brown Simpson...
I could shoot the BIRD out of an EYE flying!
Are we going to fuck their MELONS or eat their COCKS?