Eff My Life: A True Story

Author: darwin_farkus

Date: January 20, 2014

by darwin_farkus
1-20-14
Sweetheart, I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Oh Christ, Mom... Is it one of the cats? Did we lose one of the cats?!
I don't really know how to tell you this... Your uncle just called. Your dad passed away unexpectedly this morning.
And... Well, yes, one of the cats IS missing, too...
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!