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by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
excuse me miss, have you repented all your sins?
why no, what do i have to do to go to heaven?
hahaha nothing, your yellow ass is going strait to hell! BOOYAH!!!
I LIKE RICE

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
does anyone have a gun i can borrow, i want to end my life.
no kurt!! your make everyone so happy with your music!!
haha just kidding let me get my shotgun.

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
what the fuck are you
im your worse nightmare
you don't look like my dad after 18 shots of wiskey

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
forgive me father for i have sinned
what is it my son
well lately i've been having thoughts about men, i think i might be gay
hahahaha faggot!!!!

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
so are you like terrorist or something
contrary to what most people think, not all arabs are terrorist
thats cool, i was just checking
but i am gay
fuck you cockfag

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
hey little girl, guess what, you've just won a million dollars!!!
really oh my god!!!
yah but theres a catch
what
you have SARS.
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
jesus, i have a serious question
go ahead
so i killed this hooker but i didn't know she was a hooker i was just giving her a ride and then we had sex but i din't want to so ran my car in to oncoming traffic. am i going to hell?
jesus christ what the hells wrong with you
my dad touched me
oh shit...sorry

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke?
Nope.
Do you drink?
Sometimes.
hahahahahaha burn burrrrrrnn!!!!!

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
hey uhhh where the fuck did you get that sword?
i found it
seriously, put it away.
whats amatter bitch?
ok then... just gonna walk away now...really slowly. uhhh so uhh its been fun talking to you but i got to go. you know official stuff.
i was just about to cut that fool.

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
hahaha welcome to hell!!!
this is like the fucking clouds man. are you like new or something.
oh shit sorry... how this?
dude seriously you god damn suck as a demon
now?
wow . kill yourself.

 

by daviddellarocco
7-09-05
hi
hi
hail hittler
oh shit
into the fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im not even jewish

 

by daviddellarocco
7-11-05
"hey, my name's bob. you wanna cyber?"
yah baby talk dirty to me
"oh baby your making my cock so hard"
hey wanna me do show you something that will blow your mind?
shit i just busted a nut to a dude
hahahahaha faggot. i am such a dude

 

by daviddellarocco
7-11-05
don't turn around don't turn around don't turn around
don't turn around don't turn around don't turn around
FUCK
hi honey

 

by daviddellarocco
7-11-05
hey sexything69, do you wanna cyber?
oh yah baby bring it
all right, i'll go first..... I CUM IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!

 

by daviddellarocco
3-09-06
well heres what happened, your dad was drunk and killed both him and your mom who was a passanger
your an orphan
on the bright side, heres a dead cat, enjoy!!!

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