ALTK - What's in a name? Really? Besides zinc and potassium.

Author: deadchris

Date: November 5, 2001

by deadchris
11-05-01
And now, a word from our sponsor.
I've received a few letters (or not), asking about why I'm dubbed "DeadChris."
I can say how "DeadPool" is my favorite comic, or how at times I feel emotionally dead. But honestly? It rhymes with "dead fish."
See? There's a dead fish right there!!
And as we all know... FISH EQUAL RATINGS, BABY!
But I'm not dead!