ALTK - The lengths I'll go to are obscene.

Author: deadchris

Date: November 5, 2001

by deadchris
11-05-01
Stuck in his vicious circle, DeadChris tries to suck up to another hot girl...
Uh... You know... You're easily the hottest avatar on this site. You make my pants dance.
Hmmmm... Tell you what. If you do that trick with pounding the nail in your head again, I'll have wet and sticky sex with you.
You... OW... Mean... OW... Like... OW... This?
Yeeeessss... Exactly like that.
The next day...
And...?
And that's when she laughed at my gullibility. Before saying 'that's the only penetration you'll ever see.'