ALTK - I did see Bradford Howe once. But without piss.

Author: deadchris

Date: November 6, 2001

by deadchris
11-06-01
In busy downtown Toronto...
Adam! ADAM! Oh my God! It's Bradford Howe! My fave MuchMusic VJ! OH MY GAAWWWD! My pants are SOAKED!
Geez. Don't freak out... Just ask him for an autograph or something if you obsess over celebrities that much.
Hey there, strange guy who smells like he urinated on himself.
Wow! Mr Howe! You're like... So cool! The best VJ easily! My name's Christopher! I just want your autograph!
Sure thing, you pathetic knob. I'll just write "To my biggest fan, Pisstopher."
Yeah, that'll work fi-HEEYYY!