Roundly dismissed as one of Steven Spielberg's least successful efforts, dean_gulberry poignantly follows the
post-World War II adventures of a young French prostitute caught in the throes of the fall of China.
If only there were someone here to write a story about this and then enslave the minds of generations so that they will worship me until their pointless deaths.
You know, 94% of all stomach pains are actually due to your bowels. Right now, your poor bowels are probably struggling to digest all of those delicious burritos and tacos you ate for lunch.
How did you know I was Mexican?
Perhaps the better question is, where are my hubcaps, you motherfucker?