Squirrel vs. the World

Author: dean_gulberry

Date: November 4, 2001

by dean_gulberry
11-04-01
You don't look so good.
My stomach hurts.
You know, 94% of all stomach pains are actually due to your bowels. Right now, your poor bowels are probably struggling to digest all of those delicious burritos and tacos you ate for lunch.
How did you know I was Mexican?
Perhaps the better question is, where are my hubcaps, you motherfucker?