CC 377: Wrastlin' With the Captain

Author: deathtoradio

Date: January 11, 2008

by deathtoradio
1-11-08
Hey there Captain Chicken Fucker. Your competition has been talking a lot of smack lately. What are you going to do to your next opponent?
Are you familiar with the term "donkey punch," Bob?
Yes. Anyway, moving on. What else are you going to do to him?
Well, then I thought I'd move onto a "cleveland steamer."
Captain Chicken Fucker, there's no way they can show this on tv. They're going to have to censor you the whole time.
I know, it'll just add to the mystique of it all. On tv, I'll just be some big angry blurred out ghost lookin' thing. But in person...now there's a real treat.