Eight Sixteen

Author: delapore

Date: August 16, 2003

by delapore
8-16-03
Madonna once said,
I once knew a girl name Rhorie. Rhorie Obsinas.
What happened Lord Jesus?
"My hair between my legs has a British accent."
Nothing. For you see my sweet innocent Ling Ling Bathry. She is a corpse. She is also an orangutan.
Did you at least kiss her on the icky lips?
Wat we gonna do now Mommy.
No you disgusting child. She is of a lesser primitive order.
Is this all true. Or is it just a fib from one of those mischievous little imp they call Mateo.