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| I once knew Moses. He was an old Jew. He was as big as Kansas. | |
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| Why do you always say'the size of Kansas'? | |
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is my reflection of a ceiling security camera at Bally's.
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| It's because I have no money. And I am poor. Poor as the eye can see. | |
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| That doesn't make it bad, Lord Jesus. | |
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I drink to Bacchus and Cat Stevens, may he find Allah.
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| No it doesn't. But I can't afford anymore hot oil massages from the Orientals. | |
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| My mother will give you one. Free of charge. Although she is a Hermaphrodite. | |
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