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| Lord Jesus I just receive word that a new martyr will replace you. Two martyrs I hear. | |
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they make me want to shout, they make me want to take out my lost German infantry and attack the French.
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| Do not tickle my left ball Ling Ling Bathry--it would be too much for me to bear. | |
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| No it is true. The guy who will replace you is Mario Andretti. Together with Amy Grant they will be crucified upside down. | |
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| Thank you my child. Your tongue has indeed tickled my moistened rumproast asshole. But truth be told. I am the Resurrection. | |
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| There's no foolin' Lord Jesus. But in a far away galaxy in some Bizarro Universe, what I just said rang true. | |
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