PADDY CAKE

Author: delapore

Date: August 16, 2003

by delapore
8-16-03
Pad my guns they try,
It is ten o' clock on a Saturday and I have no one to play paddy cake with.
I'll play paddy cake with you Lord Jesus.
but I am a woodchuck in their eyes.
Oh you will, gosh you're so sweet. But once again you ignorant immigrant child, you've been misinformed of the meaning (slang) of paddy cake.
I don't understand.
Simple, writing my futurist dissertation. Functionalism no, alcohol yes.
Of course you don't. You're only twelve years old. So much life must be gain. So much knowledge. Paddy cake is a code name for Splatting Shit while we paddy cake.
Ah sa Mista Bond.