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Small Doses Of Reality - Rachel by depakotist 11-17-03
Rachel, a young idealistic girl, searches for love and acceptance in the arms of a stranger. Why won't you love me, Jon? Because Game Informer only gave you a 6.2...why SHOULD I love you, oh Skinny Nude One?	But the poor girl fails to fully comprehend the male psyche, which is about the size of a walnut. Uh...because...I'm super hot, and nice and stuff? Nah, that doesn't really cut it...I mean, even Wario Tetris got a 7.4...	Giving up on love, young Rachel decides to use the foolproof female approach to nailing the Alpha Male: the Pity Card. Well...what about...because I lead this horrible double life where my father beats me and my grandparents die in freak accidents and I get thrown down stairs and never eat? Ooh, you HAD to play the poor-little-rich-girl card...

 

Small Doses of Reality - Andy by depakotist 11-17-03
Andy, a young man with a head full of dreams, decides to enlist in the military. My own life is meaningless, so I have chosen to devote it to serving and saving others less fortunate than myself. That is why I have decided to join your illustrious military organization. Fool boy, who ever heard of a fool helping people? You're here to become a KILLING MACHINE, like in Con-Air!	Sadly, his dreams are instantly dashed to the rocks. Oh cruel world! What? You mean...KILLING people? Thats right boy...and just wait til you finish Boot Camp! Then we'll give you a big shiny gun.	With his dreams trampled into the dirt, Andy turns to homosexualism as his only source of respite. I'll show YOU a big shiny gun... Bend over, private.

 

In Which The World Is Somewhat Ended - Part One by depakotist 11-26-03
Everyone's Happy Ahh Andy isn't grand living here in Colorado!? It's grand! Just grand! Of course Shennis! I agree with you a hundred percent about how nice it is to live in Greeley and be friends with you!	Until Thanksgiving Break Hits... Ok Well I gotta go! NOOOOOO Don't leave!	...and Shenni's departure hurtles Andy into the Dark Plane of Non-Existentialism Some people are soooooo needy...as if my leaving really made a difference... OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

 

In Which The World Is Somewhat Ended - Part Two by depakotist 11-26-03
Later on that evening at an accidental, unwanted reunion... I don't see why my leaving Andy alone would really signify the end of his world... Meh, I'm not all that surprised.	Its not as if the world revolves around me or anything... But of course it does, Shenni. Golly gee, you're the best. I love you I love you I love you. My life is not complete without your loving embrace. Come back to my welcome arms, my soulmate.	DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Ah love, why are thy sweet pangs so sharp?

 

In Which The World Is Somewhat Ended - Part 3 by depakotist 11-26-03
Meanwhile, back to Andy... Hello?	The darkness continues on for what seems like forever...	...and the author is so blinded by the dark, she is at a loss for a witty ending.

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