All comics by dershocka

 

by dershocka
2-29-08
Pussman runs into the Bunnysuit Killer.
Hey there fella, whatcha been doing with that axe?
Uh, nothing.
Ya sure? Looks like ya been killing some fuckers.
Nope, just one fucker.
Well gotdamn! What's the difference in one fucker compared to many fuckers?
Lees blood.

 

by dershocka
2-29-08
Say there Alien, this sure is a nice place.
Thanks Puss. When they said it had lots of space, they werem't kidding!
That was the punchline? Who writes this shit?
Yeah I know dude. I'm all like, "What the fuck?" An apartment in space? What kind of moron thinks this is funny?
Yeah baby! Ed Gauthier does it again!

 

by dershocka
2-29-08
So, like, a guy who gives to charity, helps old ladies, and works in a soup kitchen on weekends will still go to hell if he fucks a cat?
Yeah, duh. I should slap the taste out 'cha mouth for even asking!
Sorry bro, your ass is mine.
Shitpickles!

 

If only Henry had known...
Foward this email to 10 people, or everyone you know will die? yeah fucking right.
by dershocka, 2-29-08

 

by dershocka
3-01-08
How do you know that Alex Buchet isn't a Gay Black Guy zeroing in on your scrawny ass?
!
Alex "Pickle" Buchet, giving voice to the fear inside every one of us

 

by dershocka
3-01-08
Let's see here. "Guy seeking discreet sexual encounter with experienced twink."
Sure hope someone answers Mr. Dickwhiskers.
AH! Dear Mr.Pussman, I am the twink you are looking for! Meet me outside holiday inn by exit 9 in Faux France. Yours truly, Kim Nyholm.

 

by dershocka
3-01-08
"Dear guttersnipe, this is a summons to appear in Vermont Supreme Court. Your court date is 3/17/08. You are being sued for defamation of character against Jack T. Venooker of Stowe Vermont."
"Failure to appear on said date will result in incarceration, and a possible fine."
This letter is written in crayon.
My plan is almost complete! Nice work,Panda.
PWND!

 

by dershocka
3-01-08
Plan on using internet less so I don't turn into a geek.
Too late?
Suck it, gnome?

 

by dershocka
3-02-08
Will the Gutters one day just be Cory? Mumbling to himself in the dark?
Eat a cock and cook it with a pussy. Eat cooked pussy just like Jeffery Dahmer used to make in his apartment.
Whoa.
The Gutters could do a lot worse.

 

Come here often?
by dershocka, 3-02-08

 

by dershocka
3-07-08
Amateur indie comics help reinforce the stereotype that they're all made by untalented hacks who work at Kinkos......
Here he goes again..
and need to go to grad school or something instead of trying to make money with their "art."
I just wish his hands would fall off or something.. Geezus!
Comics made with stripcreator just prove that being cruel doesn't take much work or talent.
Much better, You was saying?

 

by dershocka
3-10-08
Boy this town sucks. Stuck here talkin to a squirrel.
Hey I could be doing something better too.
Like what? Gathering nuts, running from bigger animals, or taking food from old people?
No actually these guys pick me up sometimes and take me back to their apartment and I take turns climbing into their asses for sexual gratification.
I was wondering what that smell was.
It stops coming off after a while.

 

by dershocka
3-10-08
Yes.

 

by dershocka
3-10-08
Someone killed the Comedian.
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
Wow that movie sucked!

 

by dershocka
12-15-12
After all these years you'd think they learn how to put more than just 2 chracters on each panel. Shitty stripcreator website.
Well, you could just learn how to draw and put as many characters and panels on a comic strip as you wanted.
Stripcreator it is then.
Lazy bastard.

 

by dershocka
12-15-12
I was bitten by a radioactive Rabbit. And after failing to stop a crook who would later kill my Grandmama I vowed to use my Rabbit powers for good! I'll never be irresponsible with my abilities again!
I was sent to Earth by my Parents from a distant planet right before it exploded! Now I use my powers to help people!
But, unfortunately being able to run fast, and having an overactive sex drive isn't very helpful in stopping most crime. That's why I carry an axe, to help fight crime.
Yeah, my special powers consists of being able to see through walls, and hear sounds from great distances... I mostly just end up hearing, and seeing uncomfortable conversations.
I guess that's why we couldn't stop Dr. Nuclear from blowing up the city...
Yeah, safe bet.

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