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Wuck: "Well Maura, you get to ask three questions to our handsome *snicker* contestant to see whather he is worthy of your hot lovin'"
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| Okay then... What is your idea of the perfect date with me? | |
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| Well, first I'd pick you up in my AMC Pacer and we'd go to McDonalds for dinner. We'd wrap up the evening at my parents house where I live in the basement..... | |
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Wuck: "Uh huh.... well, Maura, question number 2?""
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| If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why? | |
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| Sonuvabitch, that's an easy one! Since I haven't had a date in 2 years, so I'd definitely be the jack.... wait, that's not part of the car is it? | |
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Wuck: "Umm yeah... you sure you want to ask the third question cutie? Why don't you just go out with me?"
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| I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Guinnesses, and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now? | |
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| Mmmmm.... giant vibrator.... | |
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