Serial Comic: Mary Tells Her Story On The Talk Show Circuit

Author: descolada99

Date: March 31, 2001

by descolada99
3-31-01
1 Year Later: The Late Late Late Late Show
...and that's the story of my affair with Bob Dole and the alien abduction which left my ass stretched wider than the Grand Canyon. What do you think?
My God... I think you are on crack!
Ohmigod! I totally forgot that part. It was right after the alien had had his way with me and dumped me in a back alley in LA along with Robert Downey Jr.
I gotta get a new producer...
Shortly After The Alien Abduction...
Mmmm Robert... you're even better than that asshole Bob! He would always moan "mmm do Bob Dole! Bob Dole likes that!" It was creepy.
Uhhh... what just happened? Where am I? Oh God I did it again... I need to call my agent...