Comic Contest 18: Gods In Retirement

Author: descolada99

Date: April 2, 2001

by descolada99
4-02-01
Gabe stumbles into the Altar To Anubis on his trip to Egypt
Behold! I am Anubis, Egyptian God of embalming and protection of cemeteries! How dare you disturb my slumber!
Dude... you've really slipped in your old age. Divine Worship not paying the bills?
Shit.... I forgot to change. You caught me while performing at some 5 year old's birthday party. Life sure isn't what is uesed to be.
I bet your mother likes it that way. You know, no more late night benders with Amen-Ra.
Back off buddy! Just give that Jesus character a couple thousand more years. He'll probably be doing Van Halen covers at bar-mitsvahs.