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| And then something went BUMP! How that bump made us jump! We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Cat in the Hat! | |
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| And he said to me, "Why do you sit there like that? I know she is wet And the wood is not woody. But we can have lots of good fun that is funny! I know some good games we could play," Said the cat. | |
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| "I know some new tricks," Said the Cat in the Hat. "A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your honey will not mind at all if I do. Why, we can have lots of good fun, if you wish, with a game | |
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| that I call UP-UP-UP with a one eyed fish! It will not let you fall. It will hold you up tall as she plays with a ball. With a book on one hand! And a cup on my hat! But that is not ALL it can do!" | |
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| "Viagra's the answer to cure all your ills. Put off all your chores and overdue bills. Spend all your money on little blue pills. | |
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| If your honey has left you to go smoke a bong, because your poor johnson doesn't get big and strong, tell her to come back and smoke on your dong. | |
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