Comic Contest 24: Worst Things To Say At A Wedding

Author: descolada99

Date: April 19, 2001

by descolada99
4-19-01
Please, everyone stay around for the reception. Fred Durst will be the musical entertainment!
hehe, I had the bride last night. Damn was she loose!
I now present you Mr. and Mrs. Tony Danza!
Psst.. hey.. you can see the bride's balls through her dress. Wait! The bride's balls?!
Hey, you. Yeah, the priest. Your fly is down! And ya got a woody!
Do you take wirthling to be your lawfully wedded husband?