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| Father! Father! It's the end of the world! The Devil is bringing ultimate doom! UN black helicopters and tanks and an army of Martha Stewart clones! Hellllllp!!!! | |
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| Come my child, in this time of need we must stay calm and stay close to God. | |
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| No matter what, staying close to God will send you to heaven. And the church is God on Earth. | |
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| So as a priest of this church, come closer to God, my son, and all will be well. No, closer. Lower. I SAID LOWER, DAMNIT! | |
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