Why I Was Gone For Over A Year

Author: descolada99

Date: June 4, 2003

by descolada99
6-04-03
Camp X-Ray, Cuba
Allllllright you terrorist sympathiser, who do you work for?!
Look Cheney, I'm not a terrorist sympathiser. I went to one protest last summer and got locked up for spray painting "Beavis Rules!" on W's limo.
That's it. You're a tough one but we'll crack you. GUARD!!! Bring in the ultimate torture device.
Tonight, on "Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place".....
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!