Pirate Jokes Rock #4

Author: descolada99

Date: June 5, 2003

by descolada99
6-05-03
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
Yarrrr I be havin meself a beer, matey!
Sure thing,here ya go.
That be a good beer.
I gotta ask ya one thing though. Why is there a steering wheel attached to your crotch?
Yarrrr I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!