Informercials in the Near Future

Author: descolada99

Date: June 26, 2003

by descolada99
6-26-03
Ron Popeil here. Are you tired of the poor service, perfmormance and sub-par amorous abilities of your Mexican houseboy?
Am I ever! And he's totally useless as an object of my lust.
If you answered yes, then you need the brand new and improved Extreeeeme Romanian Gypsy Orphan 5000, with new and improved Extreme Sex Toy Mode!
Yes!
Your house will never be so spotless and your sex life never so fulfilled. Remember our motto: Whip Him and Forget Him!
I should give one to dad for Father's Day. He'd love one.