Infomercials in the Near Future 2

Author: descolada99

Date: June 26, 2003

by descolada99
6-26-03
Hey you! With the bad hair!
Me?
If you turned to the TV and said "me?" our product is for you. The Hair Weasel 9000 is the answer to your hair styling needs.
Hair..... weasel?
Endorsed by comedic genius Joe Piscopo, the Hair Weasel 9000 uses genetically engineered, razor sharp claws to cut and style your hair to PERFECTION.
Joe Piscopo AND weasels? Sign me up!