CC32: Poker Night

Author: descolada99

Date: May 25, 2001

by descolada99
5-25-01
And lo, for every Wednesday night, Satan, Cthulhu, Jesus, and the Reaper gather for a game of poker. Needless to say, drunken boasting usually comes into play.
Okay, I call. I have two Queens and a bunch of people who sacrifice goats to me.
I've got two pair, jacks and tens, and I wake occaisionally and my dreams influence people to dipict my image, slay, and form cults.
I've got a straight flush and billions of faithful worshipers. Beat that!
Shit... just pair of fives and this rusty scythe. Remind me why I play with you guys again?