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| Suzie, I love you and we've been dating awhile I really want to get more intimate with you. | |
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| Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual handjobs? I can justify that. | |
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| Suzie, I love you even more. I want to be even closer to you. | |
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| Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual oral sex? I can justify that. | |
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| Suzie, I'm madly in love you with. I want to make sweet love to you all night long while Barry White serades us on the stereo. | |
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| Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual anal sex? It's not *really* sex. | |
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