A (Somewhat) True Story

Author: descolada99

Date: June 9, 2001

by descolada99
6-09-01
based on a true story...
Suzie, I love you and we've been dating awhile I really want to get more intimate with you.
Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual handjobs? I can justify that.
Awhile later in the dating cycle...
Suzie, I love you even more. I want to be even closer to you.
Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual oral sex? I can justify that.
Awhile later...
Suzie, I'm madly in love you with. I want to make sweet love to you all night long while Barry White serades us on the stereo.
Well, I'm Catholic so I can't have sex yet. But how about mutual anal sex? It's not *really* sex.