The Bible In Three Panels

Author: descolada99

Date: August 3, 2001

by descolada99
8-03-01
I create you, for I love you.
But don't do ANYTHING even resembling fun. that includes pork, dancing, cards, sex.....
Sorry son, you gotta go. It was the wine trick. Next they'll be asking you to turn the river into Guinness. Gotta make up a cover story though.
Let me guess, I'm going to die for their sins? Great... and I was just about to ask that Mary Magdaline chick out!
Dude.. what the hell just happened? It's like.. the world ended or something.
Good call, dipshit. I'm outta here.