CC51: A Modest Proposal II, By Prezidunt Dubya

Author: descolada99

Date: August 6, 2001

by descolada99
8-06-01
My name's Dubya and I'm your President. I'm here today to pitch to you my idea to solve world hunger.
Ya see, I was munching down a burrito from Taco Bell when I realized that because Taco Bell is so cheap, it could solve world hunger.
By building these everywhere in the world, poor people could have jobs and cheap food to eat.
But since we can't have poor people running around everywhere with jobs...
...let''s fix world hunger through mass sterilization of the poor and the destruction of Taco Bell!
Yeee-hawww!