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Helmut speaks to his campaign supporters.
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| In my bid for President, I know many of you are not receptive to my Cornhole The Nation 2004 campaign slogan. | |
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| Now while controversial, I think once my pick for VP has been heard, you'll all see the genius in my plan. | |
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| I think through agressive repayment of the debt and a morally conscious domestic policy plan... | |
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| ummmm...... RARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE AMERICA!!! | |
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| **applause.. standing ovation**! TO-BOR! TO-BOR! TO-BOR! | |
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