CC51: Ladies & Gentlemen, Start Your Campaigns!

Author: descolada99

Date: August 6, 2001

by descolada99
8-06-01
Helmut speaks to his campaign supporters.
In my bid for President, I know many of you are not receptive to my Cornhole The Nation 2004 campaign slogan.
Now while controversial, I think once my pick for VP has been heard, you'll all see the genius in my plan.
I think through agressive repayment of the debt and a morally conscious domestic policy plan...
*crickets chirping*
ummmm...... RARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE AMERICA!!!
**applause.. standing ovation**! TO-BOR! TO-BOR! TO-BOR!