Watching infomercials in the middle of the night

Author: descolada99

Date: February 12, 2001

by descolada99
2-12-01
HI, I'm a vaguely attractive woman that you recognize from that one show that was cancelled halfway through the season two years ago, and I'm here to sell you the Ab-inator
This revolutionary product will sculpt your abs, tone your chest, and wokr your obliques like no othe rproduct on the market.
And don't you know that the ladies love obliques?
What the hell is an oblique?