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| I love watching the Weather Channel. Something about it just soothes me. | |
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| A low pressure system is moving though the northwest, bringing with it high winds and heavy rain. | |
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| But have you ever noticed the women on that channel? They're all the same - blondes with big breasts and frightening fake eyebrows. | |
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| Coming up next, your local forecast. | |
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