Comic Contest #6:A Night @ The Improv(special guest - Jesus)

Author: descolada99

Date: February 21, 2001

by descolada99
2-21-01
Wirthling is sooo fat, he beeps when he walks backwards!
Wirthling is sooo ugly, his parents had to tie a porkchop around his neck so the dog would play with him!
Wirthling is sooo dumb, he got hit by a parked car!
Wirthling sucks sooo much, even *I* don't love him!
Dude, that was harsh.
But I don't! Really! The 11th Commandment says "And lo, the one that shall be called Wirthling will be a fucking loser"