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by destinationblood
10-29-02
WE FIND OUR HERO NAILED TO SOME WOOD!
god damn, this is so fucking boring!
THIRTY MINUTES LATER!
haha! the best joke just dawned on me! when someone asks what i'm doing i'll say "just hangin' around!"
MERE SECONDS AFTER CONCEPTUALIZING THE JOKE!
god i fucking hate myself.

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
oh man! i hope i'm not late! they sent be back in time to save this dude's life! the way he died! so horrible!
must run faster! i never should have stopped at that sbarro! italian food is my one vice and their had to be a sbarro! good lord i hope i'm in time to save this poor lad!
fuck! i'm too late!

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
...and now i'm up here. so what's your story?
well you see. those cats...they just don't groove like i do. you dig?
dude, i know what you mean. it's hard to deal with them. i mean look at me. nailed to this plank thats nailed across another plank...across...a cross. i'll call it a cross!
thats poetry man. solid.
*sigh* sometimes, beatnik. i think you're the only one that understands me.
word, daddio. word.

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
hey! jerry! i'm having a barbecue this weekend! i'm gonna see you there right?
ummm...jesus?
what?...OH! hahaha! silly me! nailed to a cross! probably gonna be dead soon! heh! i'd probably forget my hands were here if they weren't in excruciating pain!
heh. yeah.
well...later, jerry! nevermind about that barbecue then!
heh, yeah! later jesus!

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
there's someone! maybe she'll help me!
hey! can you help me out? i have a twelve inch spike in my pants!
oh! you sicko! you'll have to do better than that! what do you think i am? some broad that will have sex with you on command? sick!
no really! driven right between my legs! it hurts! if you could just pull it out!
ugh! sicko! i'm out of here!

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
yeah at first he gave them a choice right. it was either me or barrabas. i crossed my fingers, but no luck.
so then they nail me to this thing. speared me a few times. boy did it blow.
at first you think you can hang for a bit, but then the spikes rip at your hands. so you try resting on your feet, but--
jesus, sorry to cut you off. i know you got problems. but the other day my girlfriend broke up with me. so if you could just spare me, i have my own problems.

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
*sigh*
well at least things can't be any worse. i mean, for that to happen i'd have to suddenly burst into flames or something.
well, fuck.

 

by destinationblood
10-29-02
Dearest Matthew, I have decided that I am only going to pretend I give a damn.
No longer will I give two shits about you. I hate you. But again, I'll hide it well.
Love, Lindsey

 

by destinationblood
10-30-02
"someday, jesus" i say to myself. "some day things will all go your way.
then i remember i'm nailed to a fucking cross. i mean for christ's sake, NAILED to a CROSS!
i really thought telling them that i'm doing this for their sins would make them think twice. god, i'm so STUPID!

 

by destinationblood
10-30-02
Cos, I'm wanted....
WANTED!...
DEAD OR ALIIIIVE!

 

by destinationblood
10-30-02
yes i'd like to visit the moon. on a rocketship high in the air...
yes i'd like to visit the moon. but i don't think i'd like to live there.
*sigh*

 

by destinationblood
10-31-02
days like this, starring out the window, really makes me realize theres a lot more out there beyond my bedroom walls.
but regardless, here i sit. telling people i made plans or just not answering my phone.
dammit. i want my life back.

 

by destinationblood
10-31-02
everyone asks me "what does it all mean, jesus? what does it all mean?"
and i look at this person. i look at them like they are the only person about to be let in on the big secret of the universe. my fathers plan. everything.
i look at them and i say, "IDIOT! IF I FUCKING KNEW THAT SHIT WOULD I HAVE MY ASS NAILED TO A GODDAMN CROSS!? FOR FUCKS SAKE! I MEAN, GEEEEZ!"

 

by destinationblood
11-03-02
poor some sugar on meee!
oooooh in the name of love!
poor some sugar on meeee...!

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