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by destiny23
9-10-03
Bozo the clown is taking a walk when he realizes . . .
I wish I could find some little kid to eat, I'm hungry.
Luckily he spots an innocent little kid.
Hey!There's a little kid I can eat!
Unfortunately. . .
AHHHH!MY EYES!THEY BURN!
Luckily I'm a cannibal so this won't go to waste.I wonder if clowns really do taste funny.

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
Over the years, Harry Potter became Harry Pothead, aka The 'Artist'.
I really should clean up my act a bit, seeings as I am a role model for millions of little kids around the world.
So Harry decided to go visit his old pal, Hedwig, who had become the 'Godfather' of all owls.
Godfather, I need help.Do you think you could make me some kind of offer that'll help me clean up?
I've told you before, call me Hedwig.Now, about you're request.I can, and will,make you an offer you can't refuse.
But his 'offer' proves to be less then helpful.
And what is this offer?
I'll take that pot for you and smoke it myself!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
Sam and Megan are in law class together while Chris is pretending he's sick and Hobert is out trying desperatly to get a date for the dance.
Hey Megan!Ready to get to work on our law project?
Yeah,I guess so,but you're not going to make me do all the work are you?
Well,yeah,you're the smart one.
Right....well,you see...
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
...I hate work.

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
Dude!You're like...a pink donkey!
Wow,and you figured that out all by yourself?
Dude,are you like,making fun of me?
Uh,dude,like,yeah.
Dude,I like,don't like it when people make fun of me.
AHHHHHH!My spleen!

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
Dude!You're like...a pink donkey!
Wow,and you figured that out all by yourself?
Dude,are you like,making fun of me?
Uh,dude,like,yeah.
Dude,I like,don't like it when people make fun of me.
AHHHHHH!My spleen!

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
Carol is in hysterics after finding out there's going to be a pop quiz in math.
Oh!Megan!I'm so glad I found you!There's going to be a math test today!
So?No biggie,it's just exponents,how hard an it be?
But Megan!It's about everything we've learned so far this year!
Carol,we've been in school for a week and a half,all we've learned is exponents.
continued......
Oh,right...but....
Don't worry about it!Geez, you'd think it was a life or death situation,it's one little test.

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
After class,on their way to business class, Megan and Carol talk about the test.
Wow,you were right Megan,that was easy!
See,I told you so.
The next day....
Hey Megan,how'd you do on the quiz?
Uh...not to bad,I got a 80% on it.
continued....
Wow,that's really good!I better go though but I'll see you later,OK?
OK,bye!

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
Despite having a good mark by normal standards, Megan's worried about showing her mom her test.
What am I going to do?I can't show my mom this!She'll kill me if I don't have at least a 90%!
She decides how she'll get rid of the evidence.
Wait!I know!
Moral:My mom's nuts and really wants me to get high grades.
Ahhh,bonfires are a pyro's best friend!

 

by destiny23
9-10-03
This is Mr.Buttkiss, he's a fly.
Mr.Buttkiss likes pina coladas,getting caught in the rain and the taste of rotting food or dog poop.
However he does not like windshields or rolled up newspapers.

 

by destiny23
9-11-03
If the 6th sense detected something else....
I see stupid people.
Why are you whispering?
I see stupid people.
What???
I SAID I SEE STUPID PEOPLE YOU MORON!!!
Ohhhh,right....what does this 'stupid' mean?

 

by destiny23
9-11-03
It's the year 2323 and nuclear war has caused the end of the world as we know it.
AHHHHHHH!!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!MY SPLEEN!!!
After the dust clears we see that cockroaches aren't the only bug to survive.
I thought only us cockroaches were supposed to survive in the event of a nuclear holocaust.
Yes,but I am Mr.Buttkiss and I am therefore invincable!Muhahahahaha!
Cockroaches don't like flies.
DIE MAGGOT!
AHHHHH!MY COMPOUND EYES!!!

 

by destiny23
9-11-03
Book on how to build a nuclear bomb.....$15.95
Materials to build a nuclear bomb.....$315.23
Now why do you want plutonium?
Uh,lets think about that one for a minute....a science experiment perhaps?
Blowing up the entire world on your first try.....priceless.There are some things money can't buy,for everything else,there's mastercard.
AHHHHHH!MY SPLEEN!!!
AHHHHH!MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!

 

by destiny23
9-11-03
Did you know that in the event of a nuclear holocaust only cockroaches and Cher would survive?
Please Go,kill me now!
Babe,I got you babe.....
Did you know that Harry Potter is the bestselling children's book of all time?
Hi,I'm Harry Potter all grown-up!And remember kids-weed is your best friend!
And I'm Hedwig, the owl Godfather.
Did you know that you're my hero???
I hate you,you hate me,lets gang up and kill Barney!
Well that was random and doesn't match the narration at all.

 

by destiny23
9-12-03
Butch is studying math.
5 hours later.....Butch is still studying math.
The next day.....Butch has given up.
I am confunddled and I already have enough self-esteem issues.Must kill to make self feel good.Kill....

 

by destiny23
9-12-03
Regis Phillbin is having issues about not being on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" anymore.Therefore, everytime he asks someone a question he asks the ever annoying.....
Is that you're final answer?
For the 50 millionth time,yes,I will bring you a coffee.
Are you absolutely positive that's your final answer?
Jesus Christ old man!Yes!It's my final freaking answer!Will you just SHUT UP!!!
After Regis asks the question 5 more times Butch has had enough.
AHHHHHH!MY SPLEEN!
DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

 

by destiny23
9-16-03
While trying to relax Butch hears an unpleasant noise....
Oh,joy,more singing.
Oops!I did it again!I played with your heart,got lost in the game,oh baby baby!(ect,ect)
He goes outside and finds Brittany Spears
Excuse me,Ms. Spears?Could you please stop singing?It's kind of annoying.
Well,like,I'm the princess of like pop or something so my fans expect me to sing,so like no,I can't stop.Have I like mentioned that I like totally owe everything to like God and like my parents?
Well,Butch did try asking nicely but some blondes are just too dumb.
Then I have no choice but to kill you!Have fun in hell!DIE WHORE!
AHHHHH!MY "NOT A GIRL,NOT YET A WOMAN" SPLEEN!DAMIT!!!

 

by destiny23
9-16-03
Butch is hungry
Be very very quiet!I'm hunting birdies!
It's OK Mr.Birdie,I'm not going to hurt you,I swear to God.
Caw?
Birds are pretty trusting creatures aren't they?
HAHA!TRICKED YOU YOU STUPID BIRD!I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD!
CAW!

 

by destiny23
9-18-03
Chris should've given me credit for the idea I gave him....
OK Butch,I want you to go kill Chris,got it?
Got it!And thanks for the knife!It's awesome!
Butch goes and finds Chris.
Hi,Chris?
Yeah....who the hell are you?
Moral:Chris should not piss Me(Megan)off.Right Chris?
DIE YOU BASTARD!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!MY SPLEEN!!!

 

by destiny23
9-19-03
Chris finds himself in a situation that closely resembles the movie "Billy Madison"
What the hell?Why is there a penguin in here?
And just what are you looking at?
.....
That's right bitch!I'm talking to you!You want a spanking from my rake or something?Well?Do you?
Moral:Billy Madison is funnier then this comic
What have I been smoking?
Hey!Pay attention to me!I said, do you want a spanking from my rake?Hello?!What is your problem?Why are you ignoring me?Are you stupid or something?

 

by destiny23
9-19-03
Father Jim Bob is feeling bored
Oh my goodness gracious!I really could use some fun right now.Perhaps one of the choir boys will 'help' me to do so.
Yeah,why don't you you sick bastard!Geez!And then he wonders why people hate the church.
Ah!There's little Ricky Thompson!Perhaps he will be of some assistance.Oh Ricky!I was wondering if you would like to 'help me with something'.
Uh.well you see Father Jim Bob,I'm not really in the mood right now so I'm going to transform into my devil half and....
AHHHHHH!MY SPLEEN!!!!
I'm gonna have to kill you!Die you sick bastard!

 

by destiny23
10-06-05
Hello little girl and welcome to El Diablo Resturant. How are you doing on this fine day?
Go fuck yourself!
Sacre bleu! Such language!
Why are you working in a Spanish returant if you're French?
I have had enough of this! I cannot stand the indignty of it any longer! I QUIT!
...fuck

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