Mr.Buttkiss and the Cockroach

Author: destiny23

Date: September 11, 2003

by destiny23
9-11-03
It's the year 2323 and nuclear war has caused the end of the world as we know it.
AHHHHHHH!!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!MY SPLEEN!!!
After the dust clears we see that cockroaches aren't the only bug to survive.
I thought only us cockroaches were supposed to survive in the event of a nuclear holocaust.
Yes,but I am Mr.Buttkiss and I am therefore invincable!Muhahahahaha!
Cockroaches don't like flies.
DIE MAGGOT!
AHHHHH!MY COMPOUND EYES!!!