Stan Lee Sues Marvel

Author: deucepm

Date: November 12, 2002

by deucepm
11-12-02
Stan Lee, the man who shaped the Marvel universe, is suing Marvel for ten percent of its ducats. Needless to say, this is pretty awesome.
'course, it would have been cooler if he'd done it a few years ago when the real bastards were in charge, but whatever.
Like all of you geeks, we're wondering how this is going to go down. So we put together a musical number.
So now, enjoy Stan Lee: Superstar.
A TEMPLE SHOULD BEEEE A HOUSE OF PRAYER!! BUT YOU HAVE MADE IIIIT A DEN OF THIIIIEVES! GET OOOOOUUUUUTTT!!!
Stan, I've met with the board. We'll give you the dough if you promise to put Kirby and Ditko's grandkids through college.