Philosophizin'

Author: deucepm

Date: December 1, 2002

by deucepm
12-01-02
So let me get this straight. Because I choose not to participate in this capitalistic orgy of sanctimoniousness you choose to call Christmas, I'm on the side of evil?
Uh...yes?
YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD! How dare you? I have nothing but bitter memories of Christmas! HARD-EARNED MEMORIES! What gives you the right to make me go along with this?
The chip I put in your head.
Oh. Yeah.
Did you forget about that already? That charge must not be very strong.